my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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