we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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