id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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