Me too!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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