you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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