Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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