wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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