What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
