Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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