People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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