Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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