Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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