Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.