You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This is my gift to your gina
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.