i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book