doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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