Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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