I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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