Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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