im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
COCAINE IS GR8
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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