I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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