our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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