we have officially lost it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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