doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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