I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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