Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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