so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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