It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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