Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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