I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
tell me about the fingering
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