Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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