It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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