we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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