Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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