Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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