You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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