I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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