yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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