btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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