As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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