What a fucking waste of an outfit
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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