That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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