yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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