I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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