your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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