it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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