Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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