Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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