did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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