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(805): View more from California

peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.

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(541): View more from Oregon

oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining

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(254): View more from Texas

Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life

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(561): View more from Florida

It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf

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(585): View more from New York

I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.

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