She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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