So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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