id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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