...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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