why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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