Nicole vs. Life
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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