TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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