HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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